Thursday, February 21, 2008

Temporary Layoffs! Easy Credit Rip-Offs! Ain't We Lucky We Got 'em!

Like any Long Island princess, Trixie's in Florida this week. I'm flying back up Friday, just in time for the party this Friday night.

View from the spa.

Hotel filled with IT people and accountants. MAYHEM!

Trixie's Whorehouse theme parties are going to start March 14, but this Friday, I figured that people should just have a GOOD TIME.

And I was thinking.....

Good time....Florida.....Florida....Good Times.....ESTHER ROLLE!

(notice the card says, "panties")

Here's to Esther Rolle!

Today's blog post is dedicated to Esther Rolle, for no particular reason, other than she was a great actress and the bedrock of her dy-no-mite family.

My name ain't baby. It's Janet. Ms. Jackson if you're nasty!

See you Friday!


Anonymous said...

Good Times.
Any time you meet a payment.
Good Times.
Any time you need a friend.
Good Times.
Any time you're out from under.

Not getting hassled, not getting hustled.
Keepin' your head above water,
Making a wave when you can.

Temporary lay offs.
Good Times.
Easy credit rip offs.
Good Times.
Scratchin' and surviving.
Good Times.
Hangin in a chow line
Good Times.
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good Times!

Anonymous said...

What's the story Trixie? You can't make enough working Diamond Street to cover your mortgage and feed your handyman and pay for Nair? So you head down to Florida to fleece innocent hardworking married accountants? And you proudly boast of your twdry exploits without feeling the slightest bit guilty?

Trixie said...

Why do accountants make good lovers?

They're great with figures.
Pick-Up Lines to use on Accounting Chicks

*You've got a lovely pair of W-2's.

*Please, baby, let me withhold you.

*Nice assets.

*Lady, you make my pants file for an extension.

*In my office, I.R.S. stands for I'm Really Sexy.

*Let's fill out a 1040 - you are a 10 and I'm a 40.

*If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?

*Technically, having sex with me is like a charitable gift.

*You're entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income... now let's do it.

Trixie said...

Accountants do it by the book.
Accountants do it within budget.

Accountants do it to the bottom line.

Accountants do it with double entries.

Accountants do it between spreadsheets.

Accountants are Certified to do it in Public.

Accountants do it without losing their balance.



Rose Marie said...

What's the drink special today at the poolside bar?

Agnes said...

"Temporary layoffs..."

If ya got something to say Trixie hon just say it Im a big girl.

PS and if I dont like what you say Tippy will claw your eyes out right Tippy hon?

Anonymous said...

"View from the spa"

You get a brazilian wax Trixie? I think I heard the screams all the way up in Stuyvesant Falls.

Trixie said...

funny, the ladies at the spa said that I had NOTHING to wax at all.

Rose Marie said...

What intriguing 1970's memories. What country was that odd show broadcast in?

If you do a disco party, Miss Trixie, I know exactly who I'll come as...


Big Momma said...

Trixie darling I can't believe you found my sister Ester, we where seperated when we where toddlers. Our daddy was a drug addict and our momma a whore so the social worker put us in foster care in different counties and we haven't seen each other in; well let's say its been a long time. How can I reach her, you got her number?
Love your biggest fan