Hey kiddos I heard that Trixies brazilian wax didnt take. I guess in brazil they wax your face. Shes just not a beach girl she got sand in her thong shes heading back up north.
Are you there God?
Its me Agnes.
I know that youre all wondering what an old hooker does in a snowstorm. I was too so I celled Trixie to ask. It sounded like some sort of commotion in the background I think I heard something like federal regualtions say we cant take this aircraft off miss until all you people get out of that restroom.
I myself had no trouble getting to work today. I found an ironing board in an alley and attached it to the Zanichinelli trolley bus. Its called snowboarding. Ive been to WalMart and back twice already. I couldnt get off it.
I passed Gio on Warren Street he was hauling his record player up to Jasons in a Price Chopper shopping cart.
Well we hope that Trixie makes it to her party tonight because she took Jasons bottle opener last week. I think that she thought it was her IUD.
But if Trixie doesnt make it tonight that means more yummy jello tequila shots for me and my new boyfriend. It will be fun tonight either way. As Tippy would say its a win/win.
So God help poor Miss Trixie.
Find her a cab so she can get to Jasons on time. 521 Warren Street. 9:00 pm tonight.
Ill be in the back with my sweetie petutie Clownfacegogoboy!