Saturday, March 8, 2008

"I likes to suck dicks..."

This is too much.

There's just TOO MANY quotes....too many quotes...

It seems that the "problem" is that dicks are just too big!

Sista, you tell 'em!

...and by the way, suga, do you happen to have the phone number of those boys you talkin' about?





I need to talk to this gal.

Obviously, she knows where all this gay sex is happening.

It ain't happening in Hudson!

Single gay boys, couples....Is ANYONE sexually satisfied in this town?

But, according to her, "Everyone's taking dick up the ass!"

If it were only true.....

thanks to Diego for sending me the link!

10 comments:

Trixie said...

One of these days, some gay pride parade is going to use MY slogan:

"We're gay, so what? Don't you have other things to worry about?"

Trixie said...

ps -

I also love the "Ed Mcmahon" woman with her.

Suck a dick for a hamburger?

How about a veggie burger and some couscous?

"King Kong dicks up their ass!"

I think she doth protest too much. I don't think that I talk about anal sex as much as she does!

Anonymous said...

Is she from Bliss tower?

Trixie said...

No, she's NOT from Bliss Tower.

Please.

Although, I wish she WAS here in Hudson!

Are you kidding!?! I'd give her a regular column!!

She knows all about taking dick up the ass! Much more than I do!

She's the expert.

And don't you feel relieved knowing that her Ed Mcmahon friend also does not go for getting dick up the ass?

...we were all wondering....

Crystal Waters said...

Crystal snack?

GIIIRRLLLL, you did NOT just go there!

Diego said...

The Ed Mcmahon friend is actually her MOTHER. I swear. They talk about it in other episodes of her show, just YouTube "Alexyss Tylor". Trixie should bring her to Hudson as part of a Gay Speakers Come To Hudson Series.

Anonymous said...

Can anyone say GHETTO FABULOUS!

My favorit's
"taking that king kong dick up they asses"
"Old white men who take out they teeth to suck the young black boys penis"
"They wear depends, cause they lost control of they's rectum"

There are far to many good ones, she should be the poster child of why to stay in school!

Her momma looks like Big Momma...

Anonymous said...

I can't believe you just found out about Alexyss Tylor! She is HIGH-larious! I thought she was a comedian but she is for real! Have you seen her Vagina Power episodes where she's dressed like an air pilot capitan/dominatrix?

Also I just moved to Hudson, and I can't wait to go to your party on Friday! I've only been here for about six months, and I'm so glad there's a gay-themed party! Now I don't have to travel all the way to Kingston or Albany. -Sarah

Rose Marie said...
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Trixie said...

Hudson.

The Friendly City.