Monday, March 10, 2008

'pamper' - m. diver

month ago
robinson street
hudson, new york
12534

call from emperor's club

-muffy, can you come down to d.c.?
-not again
-it's 'diaper man', he's looking for another session

diaper man. he's how i made the downpayment for robinson street

-mary, i can't. i just can't deal with his shit anymore. literally.

laughing

-oh, muffy. you're funny. neither can we. not even for all that cash. we get the new gals to do it.
-yeah. and he's too close to home, ya know?
-exactly. muffy, remember when we did that british cop lesbian film together?
-'shagme and lacey'? yeah. those were good times.

sigh. pause

-muff, when are we gonna get together again? i miss you.
-well, there's a new party up here, trixie's whorehouse. it's fun. you'll like it
-cool. so, muff, like, are you seeing anyone?
-me? no. not really. not now
-ok. i'll come up.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your follow-up post can be "Huggy"

Anonymous said...

How about:

"Spitzer. Swallows."

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Miss Muffy Diver said...

enough.

ok?

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