Wednesday, April 16, 2008

"Sorry, it's not a porn site."

I'm always amazed that people send me stuff to promote.

Now, I can't even keep up.

If you're going to give me something called "Paper Products", OF COURSE, I'm going to use a toilet paper roll or something...duh.

(I have to promote Proctor's again, and I've already used a proctologist joke in the past, but(t), I'm sure that I can come up with another "finger-up-the-butt" line. I got a million of 'em! You think it's easy writing this blog?)


Paper Products

Exhibition starting Saturday, April 19th
Terenchin Fine Art in Catskill
http://www.terenchin.com/
6-8 pm
462 Main Street
Catskill

Group show includes work by Hudson artists Thomas Malic and Abel (as in Disco Abel).

You really have to go, because Disco Abel is such a nice guy.

I'm sure that there's something you need at Home Depot or Lowes for the house, pick it up beforehand. This way you won't feel like you wasted the $1.00 for the Rip Van Winkle bridge toll.

(Yes, 50 cents if you have the EZ Pass package.....now, you know that I'm driving because I know way too much about EZ Pass packages.....sigh....)

I can't make it, but you should go. Just don't drink too much, because you know that the police are at the bridge toll booth on Fridays and Saturdays stopping everyone. And don't slap the police officers, even if they're cute!

Don't let this happen to you!

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