Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Why do I ever leave Hudson?

Ya know,

There's this movie - I forget the name - but at the end this little girl says something like,

"If you can't find what you're looking for in your own backyard, maybe you never really lost it at all. "

I don't know what she meant by that....she also spent a pretty long time in that poppy field, if you ask me...

(Yeah, you failed your drug test because you had a poppy-seed bagel this morning. Right.)

Big Fucking Deal!
When you go across the Rip Van Winkle bridge, there's a Home Depot AND a Lowe's!!
Like a middle-aged gay man needs anything more than that?

And Hudson has it's own performance spaces!
(Plus, in England, you can't even understand what they're saying half the time.)

The Tate Modern's Trixie Starr Auditorium
All Trixie. All The Time.

Can you really blame George Michael?
This is a public toilet. No little wall. You're all exposed.
If you're pee-shy, you're doomed.

Ok, this is the only photo in this series that I did NOT take. Can you believe this man?
David Beckham is by far the hottest guy in Britain.
Everyone wants to have sex with him. Everyone.

I have NO idea what anti-climb paint is. Can you buy it at Lowe's?
Is it made from banana peels?

yo yo yo mum-fucker!

Can we get a sign like this on Warren Street to warn those stroller people?

This is what happens if you piss off one of the staff at the Red Dot.

No comment.

Finally, a decent cup of coffee!

And we all know, there are enough queens in Hudson!


Anonymous said...

You should never leave Hudson; you might miss a moment of the Wild, Untamed, Non-Stop Sex to be found at every turn.

Louie Monkey-Pest said...

Bad news for you. We found out you left and moved the city. You'll never find us. How does the name

Trixie said...


Oh. I get it now.

You moved the entire CITY.


Haha. I get it.


Louie Monkey-Pest said...

Oh trixie, would you think more of me,if you know I have handcuffs and a whip?

Trixie said...