Friday, June 27, 2008

It's Gay Pride, AGAIN?

It's Gay Pride Weekend, again?

Who can keep up?

Gay Pride Albany
Gay Pride New Paltz
Gay Pride New York

Every weekend in June there's another fucking gay pride parade somewhere....

Someone asked me, "Trixie, aren't you going to Gay Pride in New York?"


They're hot. They're crowded. (Well, Albany Gay Pride isn't that crowded....)

At the end of the day, it's a bunch of drunk, messy, fucked-up queens screaming all this drama. Either someone lost the drugs, or, some bottom is pissed off because his bottom boyfriend "stole" the one hot top that they were both cruising on the dance floor. Now, the boyfriend AND the top can't be found.

Did ya check the porta-potty?

And let's not even go into the lesbians who get into fist fights on the streets, ok?

You know what I'm talking about. Let's keep domestic violence where it belongs, in the bedroom.

Can we just get this gay marriage thing passed already?

I'd be very happy when gay people become just as boring as straight people and they worry about contributing to their 401ks and paying the phone bill on time.


Thank you.

Love ya,


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