This weekend - not ONLY is it a SWIMSUIT party (have I mentioned the swimsuits?), but it's also Madonna's 50th birthday.
Holy fucking shit is right. How many of us remember when this first came out?
You realize that there will be people OF DRINKING AGE coming to the party who were born AFTER this song was released.
Take a disco nap, bring your oxygen tank, just come to the Whorehouse this Saturday and have a good time, already.
Before you're dead.
No one's getting any younger.