Thursday, July 31, 2008

Soy Latte

Don't even JOKE about Starbucks!

"Trixie, don't even JOKE about putting a Starbucks in Hudson! That'll gentrify Hudson!"

Yeah, I know, it was a JOKE!

Although a little more capitalism in this town wouldn't hurt!

Working Gurls Unite!

You see, Trixie is a working gurl; a modern, independent woman. Work hard, party hard, that's my motto!

People come to me and say,

"Trixie, a $10 cover? That's too much."

Listen, if you're able-bodied enough to go to a dance party, then you're able-bodied enough to get a job and work!

Trixie's a capitalist, and proud of it!

Or, maybe you want to go to another party? Like, the Communist Party? See what kind of dance music they play on a kibbutz in Israel!

Don't call ME a hora! You're a HORA!

Don't tell me that there are no jobs in Hudson! It's very difficult to find a good contractor or electrician in this town. The few good ones are very busy. There's plenty of people looking to hire someone.

Oh, wait, you want to qualify that statement now....

There's no work that you WANT to do?

Or, that you're skilled for?

THAT's a different story.....

Well, don't look to me for sympathy.

But, since I do have a heart - somewhere - for my gentle, devoted readers, I offer a REDUCED ADMISSION card, now available at LICK.

Go to LICK and ask them for a card, and they will give you one. The cards are free. LICK is the sponsor of Saturday night's Costume Contest.
Best SWIMSUIT wins $50!!


What does that mean?

That means you have to PLAN a little and have some organization in your life if you want to save a few bucks.

I think that's fair.

Starting in September, there will be NO GUEST LIST. (It's too difficult for the door person to check off the names, collect the money, yadda, yadda, yadda.)
Just get a fucking Reduced Admission card and use it. They're free, and they're re-usable.


Just stop whining already! Geez!

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