Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Merry Christmas!

Please don't kill yourself before the holidays.
No one likes a 'Debbie Downer'.

I was watching the news the other day, and there was one executive who killed himself because he lost money with Mr. Maddoff.

I thought....killing yourself right before the holidays....such a drama queen!

Couldn't you have waited until AFTER the holidays? I mean, really....

Then, I though, how sad....

Yes, he lost a fortune, but it's the holiday season, couldn't he have found ONE other reason for living other than money?

The world would be a happier place if there were more blow jobs.
I keep saying it, no one listens...
Who needs money when you're getting blow jobs?
Or, whatever the female equivalent is...Lick Jobs?

Glass half full, ya know?

Six billion people in the world.....half of them live on less than two dollars a day!

They live on less money than the cost of a venti soy latte at Starbucks.

(Every now and then I like to joke about putting a Starbucks at Washington Hose...just to piss people manages to annoy both sides of the argument.)

I'm sure that you can find other things in your life that bring you happiness other than money.

Even here in little old Hudson, there's so much! There's tons of snow and ice, and that's TOTALLY FREE!

Look hard, look deep, and please don't kill yourself right before the holidays.

It's just depressing.

Plus, it's already been done.

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