Monday, December 8, 2008

Minimum Requirements....at least they meet one...

(I found this tshirt on-line...I don't know about it....if you're married, doesn't that mean you DON'T have to jerk off anymore, or is that just wishful thinking?)

Straight gals aren't stupid.

As a matter of fact, us gay guys could learn a thing or two from them.

For instance, I learned last week about the "Three Minimum Requirements", for husband-material men.

House. Job. Car.

Notice, "nine-inch dick" is not in the list. Nor do you find "washboard abs"....just...

House. Job. Car.

There's wisdom in the simplicity. The values and priorities are on stability, security, and long-term peace of mind.

In return, gay men can, and have, taught straight women a thing or two --- like how to give a good blow job. (Rule #1 - NO TEETH! Rule #2 - You can't give them often enough. Rule #3 - NO TEETH! )

Wednesday, in Albany, you'll find the LBGT Professional Happy Hour.

Gay men with JOBS!!! (And careers?) Woo-hoo! I'm there, sign me up!

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LGBT Professionals Happy Hour!

Join us next Wednesday for networking, drink specials, and a chance to win the
bound script of the upcoming highly-acclaimed "Milk" film starring Sean Penn!

Wed Dec. 10 at 6pm at Midtown Tap and Tea!

Invite your friends, forward this event, and we look forward to seeing you!

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At least he'll have a job; one of the three minimum requirements.

He still might end up as a raging alcoholic and drug addict who'll beat you in the middle of the night, have sex with your best friend, and steal your money, but, he'll have a job.

Be careful what you put in the minimum requirements.....

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