Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Fur Free Friday?

Dead fur, not so good.

But, live fur ....well, that's a different story!

Here are some things to do this weekend. Don't say I never told you.

Albany, it's really not that far.

Just think of it as living on the Lower East Side and having to go to a party in Washington Heights.

I went to a bear party once, there was no room, the bar was PACKED.........there were six people.


Oh, and in case your ass is so tired from getting mauled by bears on Friday night, and you want to hang out locally, then you can go to Catskill to a buffet dinner, see below.

If I were the people of Doubles, I would not tell the bears in Albany about the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet!

Don't get between a bear and bear food!! I learned that lesson. If a bear is coming on to you too strong, if you're being "attacked", take my advice. Keep a Little Debbie snack cake in your pocket and then throw it twelve feet away. That'll distract them and give you enough time to run!'ll find this gal on the elliptical machine at the Finnish Line....gurl's gotta shed some pounds before spring time.

By the way, now, there's a new gym in Catskill open TWENTY-FOUR HOURS!!!

You know what THAT means!


Now Catskill has a gay bar AND a twenty-four gym.


Um...Hudson....what the fuck is going on? It seems that Hudson is losing the battle to be the gayest town upstate.

Oh, you didn't know there was one, did you? Well, there is. And we're losing.

I think it's time to get the angry mob together so that we can go to Catskill and rape and pillage them again. They need it, and they're a bunch of bottoms anyway...

Over-the Rainbow Buffet Dinner

THIS Sat Night, Jan 24th, 7 PM

29 Church St.
518-697-8833 is not the "last-Saturday-of-the-Month", but we are holding the buffet early since DOUBLES II is hosting some other event the last Sat. this month.

SO.... the
Over-the-Rainbow buffet will be THIS COMING Saturday night at 7:00 PM.

We had such a good time at the last Rainbow dinner in November with the inclusion of the Valley Boys that we would like to invite them again !!

Menu info will be available soon.

In the meantime, please RSVP to as soon as you can, so DOUBLES II can plan the food and seating!

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