Sunday, April 26, 2009
Wet Tshirt Contest at the Next Trixie's Party!!!
I'm sure this happens to you, too. You're in the middle of compiling computer code in a beige cubicle somewhere and you get a text message.
'How about a wet Tshirt contest? We can get a kiddie pool on the stage.'
I'm thinking....everyone's going to be in WHITE....kiddie pool...water....T shirts...GREAT!!
If you don't HAVE a white t shirt, I'll give you a FREE Trixie T just for entering!
Ideas! Ideas! Ideas!
All I can promise is that each winner, male and female, will get $25 cash plus two free drinks.
I have a feeling that if you're IN the contest, then you probably don't need any more drinks....
This is the plan:
As a project manager, in many beige cubicles, I've learned to set proper expectations - like the expectations for the next Trixie's Whorehouse Wet T Shirt Contest on May 23rd.
Remember, folks, we're only charging $5 at the door.
You pay more for cigarettes.