I saw this flyer yesterday and then it showed up in my mailbox today.
I had no idea what it is.
I was thinking - a band?
It got my attention because there's an image of some hot naked guy jerking off.
But, then, there are also horses drinking beer....so....I got confused.
Is it gay?
Maybe it's straight?
Well...maybe it's that noveau genre of straight men, like the guys from MTV's 'Jackass'? Straight guys who are SO comfortable with the gay thing, that they have no problem hanging around naked with each other, and after a few beers, you know, they might jerk off together watching porn.
They all have girlfriends.
Maybe they'll suck each other off, just to help a friend out, if it's like 5 am, and they're on the road, in some sleazy motel in Lancaster, PA or somewhere.
Or, maybe there's one girl in the motel room, and they're all banging her together - and someone's hand or dick, drifts a little.....and before you know it, it's like a gay porn movie.
I mean, I don't really know, those are just the images that the flyer brought to MY mind from looking at it at the tattoo parlor on Warren and before I walked into the diner three doors down.
The flyer reads that the boundaries between gay and straight are blurred.
Which is probably what they wanted, although, I think that I filled in some of the extra 'blanks' in this blog post, which is probably what they do NOT want.
All publicity is good, as long as they spell your name right.
Here's the band's myspace page. CLICK HERE. You can hear their music.
Here's an article that appeared in Chonogram.
When a band member says:
"I’m into the Jungian archetypal way of thinking."
Then, they think too much.
I mean, I think a lot, too....I just think of different things.
Can someone let me know where the band is staying in Hudson?
I'll show up in drag in their hotel room at 5am, and who knows what'll happen....that'll give them something to write songs about!