Thursday, June 18, 2009

Eddie Murphy, Rip Taylor, Trannie Hookers, and Hudson Politics...

Oh please, don't tell me you didn't know she had a dick!

Be careful of the old "bait and switch" game!

It happens all the time!

You're out on the dance floor, dancing and making out with some hot guy, then he says, "I have a boyfriend. Maybe the three of us can make out?"

And you really like this guy, so you say, "Sure," without having seen the boyfriend.

You go back to the hotel room, and here's his boyfriend:


How cute does the guy have to be before you make out with Rip Taylor?

Would you make out with Rip Taylor to then be able to make out with Brad Pitt?
It's one of those questions that has no answer, like
'how many angels dance on the head of a pin'?



Here's another "bait and switch" routine. Maybe the cops catch you with a trannie hooker in your car, and you're like, 'What? I didn't know she had a dick?'

Yeah, you didn't know...

Oh - trannies are KNOWN for the old 'bait and switch'. Show them some boobs, start sucking their dick in the back seat of the car, and then...

"WHOOAH!! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!! Who put that there? I had no idea that you were a man!! Well.....anyway.....since you're here....I might as well....."

Now, let's talk Hudson politics!

I spend a lot of time in the streets, and what I'm hearing is...let's say the county wants to put a homeless shelter in the middle of town, without consulting anyone.....they get everyone riled up (making comparisons to Iran) - and THEN - the county says...

"Homeless shelter? Nooooo....Did we say homeless shelter? What we meant was we REALLY want the city of Hudson to _____________". (fill in the blank).

The blank could very well be 'suck hot trannie dick'.

At this point, the entire city, Republicans and Democrats, would rather suck hot trannie dick behind a dumpster on Prison Alley than have a homeless shelter in the middle of town.

The old 'Bait and Switch'.

It works.

Trannies know.

1 comment:

Louie Monkey-Pest said...

Now that you mention it, King Art does bear a resemblence to Rip Taylor, but who is Brad Pitt, Paul Mossman?