Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Porn Pastures


I called Al Goldstein this morning.

"Al, there's a kink in the deal. We may not get the place."

I have been working tirelessly to turn the St. Charles Hotel in Hudson into a retirement community for elderly porn stars.

I want to call it:

"Porn Pastures - the Adult Adult Home."

It would be perfect!

With Viagra, elderly porn stars are still kicking! They would bring a little boomlet of adult industry to Hudson.

The granny porn market is big, and only getting bigger.

Here's a lovely video called, "Aged to Perfection, #31",
which means that there were at least 30 other videos in this series.
..


The St. Charles would be a wonderful places for the aged porn actors, from what I've heard it even has the damp, stuffy odor that elderly adult stars enjoy!

Ah, the smell of dried-up semen can bring you right back to the Adonis Theater on Eighth Avenue.

But, the county wants to turn the St. Charles into a homeless shelter!

THEY HAVE NO VISION!!! They should have called me.

The Common Council acted as soon as they found out, and now every alderman in the city agreed on something.

One alderman is quoted in the Register-Star today as saying, "It's like Iran." (and you think I use hyperboles....)


What was the county thinking? Oh, let's put a homeless shelter in the middle of a struggling town - yeah, that'll turn it around!

There is absolutely no regard for the local businesses or merchants who are working hard, employing people, and paying taxes.

I'm sure that a homeless shelter is necessary (and as a side note, I used to volunteer at a homeless shelter in Manhattan - true), but does it have to be in the middle of Hudson?

C'mon, folks....wtf?

Ok, this is what you do:

This website has the info: Hudson Democrats

Here's the story in the Register Star: June 16, June 17

Next, you have to sign the Petition. CLICK HERE.

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