Monday, June 1, 2009

This Saturday! Johnny Hazardous Waste Collection Day in Columbia County!

Who knew?

On Saturday, June 6th, it's "Johnny Hazardous Waste Collection Day in Columbia County".

I'm sure you'll find Chi Chi La Rue in Greenport at the Solid Waste Administrative Office, (Columbia County Highway Garage, Route 23B, from 8 am-12 noon) accepting oil-based paints, wood preservatives, solvents, adhesives, your ex-boyfriend, lighter fluids, fuels, engine degreasers, cheap lube you can never get off, brake fluid, car wax, roofing tar, kentamine, poisons, that trick that won't leave, insecticides, mothballs, old butt plugs, aerosol cans, etc.

No radioactive waste! Or VHS porn!

Also, no agricultural wastes, smoke detectors, fire extinguishers, medicines, asbestos, explosives, antifreeze, etc. (That leaves out the leftovers from that party on Saturday).

...or something like that.....



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