Friday, October 30, 2009

Cher, Cockroaches, and Tom Judson!

Some things just don't go away....

Like Tom Judson, who is performing in Catskill the night of November 14th.

You remember Tom (aka Gus Mattox)?

In 2006 he won the Oldest Living Porn Star award or something like that.

I think he beat out Ron Jeremy.

It's Tom's birthday on November 14th. So, he'll even be older when you see this show, as opposed to seeing him in Hudson in September.

Now, you can drive farther to see an older porn star play the accordion and not take his clothes off.

It's $10, and what else are you going to do?

Plus, it's at MOD cafe, which is really great and run by some fabulous organizing lesbians.

Lesbians are like well-oiled machines. They just keep running, and organizing. They really are the backbone of the community.

It's wonderful, because don't expect me to do any manual labor.

I'll sit at my computer, spit out words of wisdom, and collect money at the door.

You want something nailed into a wall?

Ask a lesbian.

I'm sorry, I can't do it....I'm really busy at the moment.

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