Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Tight Ass Story and Big Chocolate Heart TONIGHT at BINGO MADNESS
The GayHudson.com Legal Review Department will not let me publish this story.
It's too true...too personal....
I can't tell it here on the blog.
So, I have to tell it tonight during BINGO!!!
All you're going to know now is that the story involves me in a dress, eye makeup, and a cute, cute TIGHT (so, mother-fuckin' TIGHT! Damn!) twenty-something boy butt.
Come to BINGO tonight if you want the HOLE story!!
...homonym error intentional....
AND Vasilow's in Hudson is giving us a BIG CHOCOLATE HEART as a prize for BINGO.
The big chocolate heart has NOTHING to do with the boy butt....trust me.....totally separate.
Here's the email I wrote about BINGO that went out to the Hudson City Biz email list:
When I moved to Hudson, I gave up cable....and my TV. I have to keep myself entertained, somehow....
So, I slap on a dress and a wig, call BINGO numbers and tell stupid stories and lame-o jokes.
For instance, here's one:
Q: Where do you find pictures of missing trannies?
A: On cartons of Half-and-Half!
See what you're missing?
Come play BINGO
at pm, the wine bar
119 Warren St
You could win cookies I bake, wine, champagne, or maybe some locally-roasted coffee!
You just don't know what you'll win. It's a surprise.
Play SPEED BINGO!!! Try to mark your cards as fast as humanly possible, AFTER you've had two glasses of wine.
Try it. It's a challenge.
You might think that they're your friends and neighbors, but at Trixie's BINGO Madness..... .you're on your own!
(It's like '', except that it's BINGO and you're sipping wine in a very nice bar.)
Hope to see you!