Prince Charming says
"WELCOME TO 'PORT ANAL' "!
Are you tired of grinding? Unhappy with hunting?
Are you looking for a husband?
Then, I have a new app for you!
Getting married is more than just a mushy-mushy "I do", a wedding cake, and mazel tov!
Marriage is serious.
It is an automatic, legally-binding contract transferring HALF of everything you own (or owe) to your partner....and vice versa.
It's not just the "good" stuff - that Mitchell Gold recliner and the dishes from his grandmother (those that can only be used if the Pope comes to visit).
Marriage means half of everything - the house, the car, the student loans, the credit cards, the mortgage payments.
The numbers that many men are interested in are those between 7 and 10......12, if you're ambitious.
With my new app, "Port Anal", you'll be looking at a HOLE new set of numbers!
You'll learn new, fun numbers such as $150,000, 21.5%, and 59 1/2!!
Trixie's app, "Port Anal" (short for "Portfolio Analysis") gives you a quick peek into your future date's credit rating, last car loan payment, even the remaining years on his mortgage!
You'll get a snapshot of his ASS-ets and liabilities!
Happy Marriage Everyone!
Trix
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