Friday, November 30, 2007

The Donation BOX.

Here ya go folks, this is the box and we wanna see it filled to the top! Give up one cocktail and put that money to a good cause.

'ride' - m. diver

my house
robinson street
hudson, new york
any old day

-muffy, can you abuse me like usual?

smack, smack, smack

-muffy, i don't know what i'm doing with my life


-i mean, i just keep going in circles


-and it's the holidays, and my wife wants another fur coat

smack! smack! smack!
fucking furs

-i don't know if she loves me or my money!

he starts crying

-i want to get off this ride, muffy, i don't know how

that's when i jerk him off
he comes

-see you next week, muffy

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Don't be a misfit!

Remember Christmas is a time of giving, children should never know what it feels like to go without during the Holidays. YOU can make a difference in the life of a local child here in Hudson. Remember toys will be accepted this weekend at the Red Dot, winter walk would be a great time to start sharing your Holiday spirit.

Love and Happy Holidays
Big Momma

A message from Hermey.

Hi my name is Hermey, perhaps you recognize me. I would just like to say that even a misfit toy can bring a smile to a child's face during the Holiday season. As you may remember if it weren't for the misfit toys I may not be here today. I have prepared a box wrapped in familiar red "Rudolph" Holiday paper, which you will find at the Red Dot when you see it please place your donation there. I will personally be picking them up after hours each night during the donation period to ensure they are cataloged and compare them to Santa's list to ensure they are received by a loving child. Don't worry if you don't celebrate Christmas but rather Hanukah, Kwanza or any other.
I would also like to thank both the staff of the Red Dot and for joining together to make a difference in the life local children in need.
Happy Holiday-Hermey

She got her Oscar for
"The Bad and The Beautiful"

I didn't much like her as the shallow annoying Rosemary in that film so I didn't mind when she died in the end with that Gauchoh fella.

But god what an actress that Gloria Grahame was!

I'm glad I know you George Bailey.

Shes gone too.

Her favoriate picture of mine is "In a Lonely Place" with Humphrey Bogart. She was a looker then. He was a looker then. I was a hooker then. They was in love, just a little too hard.

I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.

Sheesh they don't write dailogue like that anymore.

And it just wasn't meant to be. Life can be like that. What were we talkin about again? Oh ya Gloria Grahame as Vi in Its a wonderful life.

Violet: I like him.
Mary: You like every boy.
Violet: What's wrong with that?

Did you get YOUR cap?

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Will they know it's CHIRSTMAS time at all?

The staff here at thought it would be a nice idea to make a difference in the lives of the children in Hudson. So, we put our heads together and racked the few brain cells that we have left. Finally, Agnes came up with the idea of "Toys at the Dot for a Tot". It is hard to imagine what it would feel like to wake up on Christmas morning with little or nothing under the tree. This is the reality for some children in our city.

Starting Friday, 11/30/07, through the close of business on Sunday, 12/16/07, you can drop off an unwrapped toy at the RED DOT. The toys collected will be donated to the a local charity where they will be distributed to children in need. Let's show the children of Hudson that we care.

Remember Christmas and the Holidays are a time for sharing. We need to join together as a community and show what we are capable of. So, when you’re out and about town, stop by the Red Dot for dinner and/or drinks, and drop that toy in the box.

We the staff at the thank you for your continued support of us and in advance for making this first "Toys at the Dot for a Tot" a success. Also, thanks to Perry and Alana for agreeing to be the drop-off point for our toy drive.

Big Momma and the staff at

'giggles' -m. diver

promenade hill park
hudson, new york
cold, windy afternoon

jen left

-muffy, i'll be able to start a new life now

school in buffalo

-but muffy, i'm not gay
-i know

i knew

-hey, but we can still be friends, and you can come and visit!
-just take the amtrak! that will only take you, like, two days...



already, i miss her
so much

bye, kitten

be happy, you're beautiful

i love you.

Monday, November 26, 2007


As of 5PM on Wednesday - we had two right answers!!!!

HELLO Hudson!

Another contest in time for Winter Walk!

Agnes has come up with another Actress Trivia game for you.

The prize this time is a red lightbulb. We're on a campaign to give out red lightbulbs for everyone's porches, in honor of Hudson's past!

I also have some more baseball caps.

The deadline is 5pm on Wednesday! We have lots of lightbulbs, to all correct entries, and five caps, to the first five right answers.

Yours truely, Trixie, will be passing them out during Winter Walk on Saturday.

Email me, with your answer and how I can get your prize to you!

If you post the answer as a comment in the blog, I will not approve/display the correct answers until after the contest!

Good Luck!

Read below, let the game begin!

See you at Winter Walk!

In the wonderful life...

Well its holiday season again. Right? Its starting to get cold. The next thing you know it will be Winter Walk. Never understood why they didn't call it "Winter Stroll" which would make more sense in Hudson. Right kiddos?

In one of my favorite holidy motion pictures you get to see a small town the bad and the good parts of it and the warmth and friednliness and loneliness and nastiness and smalltown part peering through the lace curtains to. The movie really contains a range of human emotion from bad to beautiful even though its ficional. Oftentimes people miss the reality of it because there are moments of saccaharine sweetness grossness but there is a lot of honesty to you know.

I mean there are a few moments when Jimmy Stewart is sitting on the bridge wher you think Shirley Temple is gonna come through tapdancing on a iceflow and your happy there is flowing water that you can puke into.

I was down at Fosters the other day and foud a closet full of old red light bulbs must have been left over from some Christmas party down there. So anybody who tells me who played the hooker in my favorite holiday movie gets one! Its a contest. Tell us the name of this oscar winning actress.

In the movie no one really rools down the wondow and yells "Hey you hooker Julia Roberts suck my dingleberry!" like they did in Pretty Lasy. So you cant just google it like Tippy did to get "Mary Wickes" besuase it was Holwyood and there are no hookers in Hollywood except the actesses. And she didnt win her oscar for this movie, she won it for a different movie. OK?

Its not THAT easy OK? I mean, in the movie I think Frankie Capra just implied that she was a pretty girl who danced well and had better clothes than the Bedford Falls librarian. Though annybody who saw "From Here to Eternity" knows there was quite a bit of hooker in Donna Reed to.

Same rules as with Mary Wicks, post your answer in comments and email Trixie your intials. Except this time you win a red light bulb. For your front door or whatever. Trixie will have them for you in her handbag at Winter Stroll.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Broadway doesn't go for BOOZE and DOPE....

What I want to know is how does her hair look so good after wearing that wig!

The Holiday Season is Upon Us

Oh little bucolic town of Hudson, the Holidays are upon us!

It's a busy time of year!

Next weekend, it's "Winter Walk" here in Hudson, Saturday, December 1st. 5-8pm.

Then, there's "Winter Stroll" in Catskill, on the following weekend, December 8th, followed by the afterparty at Doubles.

Also, the Snowball benefit party in Albany at Phoenix bar on December 8th as well - see flyer above.

AND, on December 15th, at the Red Dot, there's the drag queen extraordinaire, Pearlene, hosted by Musty Chiffon, with DJ Gio at midnight (I'll remind you again when we get closer).

Mark your calendars!

Let's take a little time now to remember the true meaning of Christmas.............


Saturday, November 24, 2007

Welcome Big Momma!

Welcome Big Momma! Momma is now posting on her own!

Here at the corporate headquarters at, we work non-stop, to bring you, the town of Hudson, quality entertainment.


Can I get a little respect?

This was the day my 6th husband met his maker... It was Terril's 18th birthday and my husband George bought him a beautiful and very thoughtful gift the problem was that he spent the money for Momma's pearl necklace. NO one and I mean No one gets money meant for Momma.They may say blood is thicker than water, but honey PLEASE. I know it is selfish of me but Momma hasn't gotten where she is by being soft. Terril got to keep the watch and Mr. Jefferson gave Momma a big old runny wet pearl necklace that night. Along with my 8th child Latisha...

So the question is are we any better off today than we where 30 yrs ago, we still go around calling each other words that are not acceptable for those of other races to use. And we wonder why we are not treated equally or people still don't respect us, we don't respect each other. I for one have taken that word out of my vocabulary, it is degrading and does nothing to promote respect of self worth.

Friday, November 23, 2007

More plugs...

Don't get confused.

"Proctor's" has nothing to do with a proctologist visit.

Although, if you play your cards right, maybe you will end up with a finger up your ass at the end of the night.

More, if you're lucky!

(I wonder why more places don't send me events to plug....)

(heehee.....maybe that's why....)

Anyway, here's the info. You should go. Why not?

Tell 'em Trixie sent ya!

I have no idea where Schenectady is.

I think it's a stop on the 4,5, or 6 lines.....somewhere past 125th street...


Some of our country's best contemporary dramatists brave the risky and often comical routes we follow, when coerced by our wants, needs and desires! This 14th annual festival is presented with Proctors in conjunction with Stagworks/Hudson.

Participate of opening night enjoy a Post Show reception after the opening performance on November 28. opening up the 440 Upstairs venue.

TheatreTalk after these performances in 440 Upstairs.
Wed, Nov 28
Sun Dec 2
Wed Dec 5
Thur Dec 6

Enjoy dinner downtown prior to the show. Call the box office for participating local restaurants offering a "play-by-play" special

518.346.6204 or

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Blood and Semen Stained Walls?

I think it's great.
Just say how you feel. Put it out there.
Who needs subtlety?
Thanks to the little bird that sent this to me....

A Thanksgiving Epiphany


I'm thankful for Ocean Spray jellied cranberry sauce, on sale for 88 cents a can at Price Chopper.

Your neighbor,

Rose Marie

Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving

Being gay in my family is not a big one really talks about sex, or even relationships...

Being vegetarian is MUCH MORE difficult....everyone talks about food!

This Thanksgiving, a little shout out to the little vegetarian kids, who, like the little gay kids, have a hard time, especially now.

And then there's the gay vegetarian kids....I don't know what to tell you....

Good luck!

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

HAppY thAnksgivinG EvERYbodY

HapPy thANKSGIving EVErYbody.

tHIs waS MY FAVOriTE FLoat.

tHanks foR the ride iN your pURSE agnes.

i LikED tHE Candy.


Turkey Day

White meat or dark meat? Why is everyone always asking me? Why do I have to choose? Just pour on the gravy and let me at it!


Monday, November 19, 2007

Which Actress would YOU want to be?


la mia Mamma


MASHER! Someone please call the City of Hudson Vice Squad!

You're born naked, the rest is drag...

"You're born naked, the rest is drag." - Ru Paul

There were two FABULOUS art openings this weekend.

I went to the Frank Faulkner exhibit in Catskill, and was immediately asked, "Trixie, I didn't know you went across the river?"

My friends in Brooklyn will tell you it's true. I rarely cross the East River for any occasion, but I do cross the Hudson from time to time. This time, it was NOT a trip to Home Depot.

Frank's exhibit was fabulous! I will never turn down a chance to see a wall of penises (or is it penii?).

The crowd at the opening was incredible. This woman, my new best friend, Michelle, wants to give me a tour of Catskill. Sure! She was amazing! Her outfit was incredible. This gal gets it! Life is too short!

This was the straight guy bartender at the opening. He's smiling because I was grabbing his ass.
He was working alongside his girlfriend. oops.

I told him,

"Babydoll, just close your eyes and pretend it's a woman sucking your dick....and twenty minutes later, just close your eyes and pretend it's a woman fucking you up the ass."

He laughed.

One of my MANY admirers.

Also, you MUST check out the exhibit at 209 Warren Street. Artists, such as my friend Giovanni diMola are displaying their exhibits at CONTINUUM.

Giovanni e Trixolina

People ask me WHY I do drag. Usually, I just answer, why not?

There's a yoga instructor, who, when his students are in a balancing pose, like tree, he purposefully goes over and pushes them over.

Every day we get up and get dressed, and go about our daily lives. But, how often do we stop and ask ourselves, why?

Why this job?

Why this relationship?

Why this outfit?


Are we just stuck in a routine?

Every now and then, it's good to get a push, to re-focus, re-balance, and re-steady ourselves.

You can ALWAYS re-define yourself, change yourself, and change your life.

It's never too late.

PS - In addition to re-examining limiting cultural sexual stereotypes, in drag, you can go up to cute straight guys and cop a feel. Do you need more of a reason? Hello.

...more photos tomorrow....

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Let's go, Ladies!!!


We got SIX correct answers! woo-hoo.

The last two just came in!

Congratulations to all!

When the caps come in, I'll let you know and hand them out!

'for my kitten' -m. diver

my place
robinson street
hudson, new york
late night
asleep with jen

yelling outside

-jen! where the hell are you?

-shit, muffy, it's my husband! he's here!

glass shatters

-where's my wife, you fucking dyke!?!

out of bed, run downstairs

-muffy! be careful!
-call 911. now.
-muffy? What are you doing?!

baseball bat banging on my door

-don't muffy! he's drunk, he'll kill you!

deep breath. for my kitten.

open door. pepper spray in his eyes

screams, runs

-oh my god, muffy, oh my god! oh my god!
-it's ok. he's gone. i'm here

New Girl in Town - Diamond St !!!

YAY! There's a new blog in town!!

Early to rise, early to bed.
In and between I cooked and cleaned and went out of my head.
Going through life with blinders on, it's tough to see.
I had to get up, get out from under and look for me.
*There's a new BLOG in town and she's looking good.
*There's a fresh freckled face, in the neighborhoood.
There's a new BLOG in town, with a brand new style.
She was just passing through,
but if things work out she's gonna stay ba bum bum bummmm

I love the fact that there's a new blog! And it has a political bent! It's great. Takes the pressure off of me to cover politics.


Like we should leave political coverage in this town to the Register-Star?! Please.

Don't even get me started on the Register-Star today.....

We need new and more outlets for news and information in this town. We need more voices.

Diamond Street - I have hope.

Check it out!

Victor, who runs it, knows his shit.

Ok, here's the other verse.

Who knew there was so much wisdom in TV show lyrics?

Used to be sad, used to be shy
Funniest thing, the saddest part is I never knew why...
Kickin' myself for nothin' was my favorite sport
I had to get out and start enjoyin' 'cause life's too short
There's a new BLOG in town, 'cause I'm feelin good.
Get a smile, get a song, for the neighborhood
there's a new BLOG in town on her own two feet
and this BLOG's here to say
with some luck and love life's gonna be
so sweeeeeeeeeet!