Friday, December 28, 2007

New Year's Eve Party at the Red Dot

GayHudson.com rules!

The only way to live in Manhattan is to get out!

Especially on New Year's, Halloween, middle of summer, dead of winter.....

See you at the dOt on New Year's.


DJ Gio is spinning - in his whirling dervish outfit, hopefully.

Watch your shit if you go out.

I know two people now who've had their stuff lost/stolen.

I'm not holding onto it anymore!

Stop asking me "Miss Trixie, can you please put this in your pussy until the end of the night?"

NO!

Even at a $1/item, it's not worth it!!!

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Here's some gay porn



ENOUGH with the holidays!!

Who got laid last weekend? Exactly.


A couple of things that I heard at a cocktail party last night.

It seems that VICO is having a half-priced Happy Hour on Mondays.

God forbid you go one day without drinking......

You need to confirm it yourself, our fact checker is out this week...he's a little tied up.

Also, it appears that Jake Shears was in Hudson with the other Scissor Sisters a few weeks ago.

I don't know if it's true. But, it's a good excuse to put up a photo of Jake Shears.



Here, jerk off to this:

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If you're good, I'll give you more, but ONLY if you're good and you make Trixie happy.


Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Merry Christmas, Hudson!





Here's hoping you got what you wanted in your stocking!

Christmas Story

Ok. So, I know, I've been a little out of touch the last few days, thinking I could get by with a few photos or some video clip, and not do as much writing.

Here's a Christmasy story.....yes, it is totally true.

Once a month, I volunteer at the local homeless shelter around the corner from me in Manhattan.

The shelter is a school gym during the day. As one of the two volunteers, I show up after work, help set up the cots, put together dinner, sleep over, and then serve breakfast and put things back in order in the morning.

I've been doing it for a while, over a year, and it's really no big whoop. It becomes routine.

Last week, I was the "experienced" volunteer and a new volunteer, her first time, helped out. The other volunteer, "Sue", was very nice, lived nearby, and is from the mid-west, finishing her degree in New York.

At first she asked me if it was safe to sleep over.

I said, "Well, sure...I guess. In over 20 years, they've never had an incident. The guests are homeless, they're not criminals. A loss of a job, some medical bills they can't pay, and some people are on the street."

It's usually the same homeless guests that come to the shelter. After a while, you get to know people and faces.

There's one woman, "Jane", who's been getting progressively worse. She must be in her sixties, and each month, I notice that she's a little slower, more paranoid, and a little more argumentative with the other guests.

I have to admit, I don't have the patience I should have with her. If she gets the wrong pillow or someone says the wrong thing, she complains and she wants me to write people up. It's usually not necessary, and I try to change the topic.

This month, Jane had a friend, another guest, an older man with a cane, and he helped her out; he made her bed for her, he helped her with her food, he was very patient. He gave her the individual attention that she needed.

It was a normal evening, without incident. Everyone liked the mint chocolate chip ice cream I got at the store. One guy really liked the carrot bread that someone made and brought to the shelter.

In the morning, after the guests left, I was washing out the coffee pot, and turned to the other volunteer and asked her what she thought, after her first night.

I noticed she had been crying.

She turned to me and said, "That woman, Jane, twenty years ago, she would be in a place where they could take care of her, but now she has to go back on the street, every day. She can barely function, she's always fidgeting. At least that guy was helping her. They take care of each other here, it's so sweet. But where's her family? Why don't they take her in? I want to just take her home and take care of her myself, it's Christmas and all."

I thought, what could I say?

"Well, at least she does have a place to sleep here, it's safe, and we know that she gets two meals a day."

She said, "I know, I know."

I said, "I mean, I volunteer here because at least it's something, and it reminds me to be happy for what I've got."

She said, "I just need to take a long walk and take this all in. Merry Christmas."

"Merry Christmas."

Monday, December 24, 2007

Thanks to you, they know it's Christmas...

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * MERRY CHRISTMAS * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *



I would like to wish all of our readers here at GayHudson.com a very Merry Christmas and an even Happier New Year.
I would also like to thank all that donated a toy to our drive (a joint effort in conjunction with the RED DOT). You made a differance in the life of a child today, a child who may not have known it was Chirstmas without your donations.
Thank you and Happy Holidays;
xoxoxo
Merry Christmas

Shabbot Shalom, Motherfuckers!

Oy.



Growing up on Long Island, you get a different perspective on Christmas....

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

HELP!
There's Something Crawling On My Face!

Heh heh heh kiddos!

Now when somebody asks me what I'm doing when I sit in my box in the park doing yoga Ill say hi my name is Agnes welcome to Hudson and this is perfomance art dont ya know.

And that will be five dollars please thank you very much!















Well theres a new girl in town and she aint working at the diner. You probably heard that the worlds most famous performance artist after Condoletza Rice is taking up in Hudson where the nice movie theater used to be in town at Diamond and Seventh. Better her I guess than a supermarket I suppose. Because if there was a supermarket in town people would give me groceries and I dont want groceries I want fives tens and twenties.

I asked Tippy to find me some pictures of performance art because admittedly thats not my area of expertease. At social services I never tried going in and saying that I was a performance artist. Ill try it and see if it works and let you know. Hears the pictures Tippy found.

















So from the looks of these them pictures perfromance art is either done naked or at the Elks Club Flag Day Parade or both. So it should fit right in in Hudson especially on Diamond Street if you follow me.


I kinda thought that last mayor election was performance art. I mean maybe that was the plan and all for that Tea S&L place to be staging performance art in the voting booth and mucking with the Hudson election. You know I was wearing my rusty "red slash SLC!" button thats "Stop Lindas Candidacy" for you newbies and well if I knew that was performance art I woulda charged five bucks for it. Well ya live and ya learn I say dont you know it.



Rose Marie has her own special brand of performance art. She used to perform her art all the time I hear in the balcony at the Community Movie Theater. In fact I think they named it the Community Theater after her. Just ask anybody on the Hudson Whalers ’53 football team. Yeah, they were the Whalers, then the Sailors, and then I guess to get the seamen connotation away from the boys they changed em to the Fighting Cobras. I dont know of any Cobras in Hudson though I seen a few less threatening trouser snakes in my day. Trust me they dont fight me! I swallow them they dont swallow me.

What were we talking about again?

This Friday....

figure it out

belly button

another one

what the fuck?

Monday, December 17, 2007

Finally... Some CLEAN, Catholic Humor!



Sister Todd sent this cute video to me. Remember when humor was wholesome, and not driven by canoeing crossdressing harpies?

Those fun-loving St. Mary's nuns! Hudson needs more of them. But not those new imported border-crossing ones, just the good old-fashioned English-speaking Schwinn-riding mustachioed nuns. I like my Latin mass with other Americans, not Imelda Marcos in a white nylon babushka riding a Vespa. Unless Sally Fields is her co-star, that is.

Give me some Ros Russell in "Trouble With Angels"...






That's the way to tell 'em, Mother Superior! Give 'em hell!

Have a nice day,

Rose Marie

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Promote Your Event on GayHudson.com!

Meet Aaron


We encourage our readers to promote their events or shows on GayHudson.com

For instance, Aaron, a frequent commenter, asked to promote his show.

We said, why not? Here are the interview questions we asked Aaron.

His answers are in CAPS.
Key: NOWA = North of Warren, SOWA = South of Warren

1. Why do you like GayHudson.com?

A. IT HELPS BRIDGE THE GILLIGAN'S ISLAND GAP THAT IS HUDSON, NY 12534
B. IT HELPS WASTE A DAY OF WORK
C. MADE ME VERY INFORMED OF THE EVIL DOINGS OF LINDA MUSSMANN
D. HAS MORE CULTURE THAN ALBANY
E. FREE GAY PORN CLIPS

2. What was your favorite blog post and why?

I DO LIKE THE STR8 GUY WITH THE ARMPIT AS A MUFF, BUT THAT IS JUST FOR IMAGE PURPOSES, FOR CONTENT I WOULD HAVE TO SAY THE BLOG ABOUT USING THE STEAM SHOWER AT THE GYM IN SOWA. EVEN FROM NON GAYHUDSON-ITES WHEN I SENT IT TO THEM (WHOSE ORIGINS ARE THE 12534) THEY FOUND IT VERY USEFUL.

3. Have you ever had sex that was in some way, related to GayHudson.com?

YES.....I THINK

4. If you could have sex ANYWHERE in Hudson, where would it be?

THE ATHENS/HUDSON ISLAND ON A WARM SUNNY DAY SUNSET
THE WOODS OF OLANA
AN ABANDON BUILDING IN NOWA

5. Out of the following GayHudson.com staffers, who's pussy would you lick?
Agnes
Muffy Diver

Trixie Starr
Rose Marie
Big Momma

TRIXIE STARR FO SHO.

6. Have you ever eaten Kennedy Fried Chicken? Have you ever had a "WOW"? If not, why not? Do you even know what a "WOW" is?

NEVER EATEN AT KENNEDY FRIED CHICKEN, AND I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF NOR KNOW WHAT A WOW IS.

7. What show were you promoting again? We forgot.

IT CLOSED TWO WEEKS AGO, MY LIVER IS NOW RECOVERING



Don't forget folks, you, too, can promote your next event on GayHudson.com.
.........just give us enough notice!

:)


Hudson, New York - it's our XANADU!


The "Register-Star" and Trannie Porn

It's a love/hate relationship with the "Register-Star", isn't it?

It's the local newspaper, and we read it....begrudgingly.

(BTW, why do I feel I say things that people already know, but are afraid to say? Everyone, time to take your balls out of your purse!)

The readership is squarely in Hudson's third and fifth wards, and the surrounding areas.

The "Register-Star"'s Hudson is Scalera's Hudson, which is still about two-thirds of the town. That's why the "Register-Star" endorsed him. They know who reads the circular ads.

The front page article today is "Promoters seek new venue for Grey Fox Fest".

Too bad it's not, "Promoters seek new venue for Redd Foxx Fest".

I would go to THAT festival.

"Elizabeth! I'm coming to join you, honey!"

Page two today is an article on Bradgelina buying a house in Louisiana. Page two? I spent $1.50 and that's the "news" that makes page two?

Basically, as Hudson changes, the Register-Star has to change, or it will lose.

For instance, on-line subscriptions need to have the ENTIRE newspaper. WTF? People have computers, why waste paper?

Maybe it was the editorial section today that got my attention:

From page A4 today:

"During the recent Hudson mayoral campaign, Linda Mussmann inspired plenty of polarized feelings with her decision to run on her own minor party ticket after losing the Democratic primary to Michael O'Hara. Some of those feelings were appreciative and grateful. Some were disdainful. Some could not be printed in a general circulation newspaper."

I have no idea WHAT they're talking about!!!

All I can tell you, babydoll, is that GayHudson.com's readership grows steadily every month!

I love all my readers, especially the heteros!

Straight Dads and ladies in Germantown reading gay porn-inspired websites. It's a brave new world!

In the future, the lines will be blurred, much like trannie porn.

Here's a hot guy getting fucked by a "chick with a dick"

Here's another video, this time, he fucks "her".

Is it gay? Is it straight? You decide....or not....just go with it.

And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is the future.

Friday, December 14, 2007

No more Mrs. Nice, the gloves are coming off....



Come on you cheap ass mother fuckers! We have only 3 days left to fill the "Toys for a Tot" box at the RED DOT!

Where are the toys for the children, I know you homos buy more toys to stick up each-others asses than any Hudson queen can shake their sagging ass at. Put that new dildo back on the shelf and put that money to good use! That tired old hole of yours, ain't nothing gonna fill it at this point, but a small car, so stop fuckin trying. I am going to be at the RED DOT every night starting tonight until close on Sunday and any homo that walks in without a toy I am going to personally slam your nuts in a rat trap. (I have them). So get off your fucking ass and pull the butt plug out it will be there when you get back from Family Dollar, Big Lot or Wal-mart. I don't really care where the toys come from they just better fuckin come!

OH and before I forget let Big Momma wish you and you’re a warm and Happy Holiday season filled with love, joy and peace.
Happy Holidays –
Big Momma


a muffy diver fan

Come back to the Columbia Street Diner, Joey Stefano, Joey Stefano

Few porn starts elicit sighs.

When his name is mentioned, for those who knew of him, it's always,

"...sigh...he was perfect."

Yes, he was.

Here's video clips that I could find of Joey.

Today, I thought we'd have a little tribute to Joey Stefano.

Have an orgasm today, thinking of him. That's what Joey would want....

(For our Straight Dad reader, here's some lesbo porn, starring GayHudson.com's own MUFFY DIVER! She's the one with the lace stockings! We love our straight male readers!! Woo-hoo!)

Far be it from ME to start a discussion on "what is art", but, let's go!

If video or images can arouse you to orgasm, in my opinion, then that's some pretty damn good art!!

Art isn't just something you hang on a wall because it goes with the sofa. Art does not have to be some boring-ass documentary or some over-priced painting. Art can be fun and popular!


Art can be capturing Joey Stefano giving a great blow job. It is beauty; simple, gorgeous, sexy, and gratifying.

On that note, don't forget, Saturday, from 6-9pm in Catskill is the opening of the second half of Mr. Faulkner's exhibit.

MORE PENIS PORTRAITS!! Love it!

Where exactly? Oh, just go to Catskill and follow the crowd of gay men. You'll find it.




Guess where my hand was?

I heard that this bartender was going to be there again. Is that enough to get you to cross the river?

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Ix-Nay on Earlene-Pay


OK, Pearlene has been cancelled for this Saturday at the Red Dot.

I don't know why, I think it was something I said.

Meanwhile, I'm going to go see Kiki and Herb at Carnegie Hall tonight.

Here are a few photos from their prior performances. I started seeing them years ago at PS 122 a few blocks from me in the East Village, in a black box, on folding chairs.

I saw them in Carnegie Hall (2004?) at their "Retirement" concert.

Then, after the "Retirement" concert, Kiki told the story of how she drank the milk from the cow that ate the afterbirth of Christ. Now, she's immortal.

And you think I make up shit?

The show is one thing, but the crowd is awesome. 1,800 of NYC's finest gay boys in one room.

They have enough money (one way or another) to afford the ticket price and they all have a dry, bitter, sarcastic sense of humor.

My kinda guys; smart and funny - and they pay their own bills.

Thank you.

Ugh, I could start telling you my latest dating experiences, but I only have seven hours before the show starts....

On that note, I gotta run...

Did you put your toy in the box, yet?

Monday, December 10, 2007

Hudson Fitness Center Sign


A faithful reader sent me this photo of a sign at the Hudson Fitness Center....which I think is in Hudson, but barely....

We all know that gay boys are hard up in this town, but we DO have STANDARDS!!

We don't want to look at your nasty, fat ass or your shrivelled-up dick.

Thank God SOMEONE is telling all these ugly guys to cover up!

Who wants to see a four-inch dick? It's enough to send any screaming queen over the fence.

Should we go back to the Hallie Berry vs. Dick Cheney question?

Just because we're gay doesn't mean we'll do just anyone! Why, you can't even get a second glance in the Pines if you're not on your third cycle of steroids.

Why do you think glory holes were invented? (Now, was that Eli Whitney? Or did he invent something else?)

The sign should read,

"We are a gym, but we're ashamed of the human body. Cover thyselves for thou are naked and thou shall have shame! Nowhere can nakedness prevail, not even after a shower in a single-sex locker room!"

WTF?

Have you put your toy in the box, yet?


Hey -

Don't forget! There's a toy box at the Red Dot, put a toy in it for a tot.

Do it before next Monday, the 17th.

You should do it Saturday night, on your way to see Pearlene. This coming Saturday, the 15th. 11pm at the Dot.

It should be quite a show!

And there's the second part of Mr. Faulkner's penis show in Catskill Saturday as well.

You can never see enough dick. Isn't that true? No matter how many you've seen in a lifetime, there's always room to see another.

And they are each a little different.....like snowflakes.

Buy a toy and put it in the Red Dot box.

If you need ideas for toys, then DON'T use these.

Let's TRY to keep it clean folks.....people just send me this stuff....it's so inappropriate.

--Trixie