Friday, August 29, 2008

BING BAMBOO ROOM comes to HUDSON!

Trixie Endorses Jerry Herman for Hudson City Judge


I was at pm, the wine bar, and a friend walked up to me and asked,

"Are you going to the Taste of Mexico for Jerry Herman next week?"
I said, "What? No....it's not JERRY Herman, it's BRIAN Herman!"

oh.

If Jerry Herman was running for Hudson City judge, now, THERE'S a candidate I'd endorse!!

This town need more Broadway showtunes --- really.

If Jerry was running for judge, would Carol Channing throw benefits at the Red Dot and Mexican Radio?

Would Ethel Merman rally the troops at the old Fireman's home.

If you were caught loitering or didn't pay your parking tickets, would you be "sentenced" to community service at the next Stageworks musical?


TRIXIE FOR JERRY HERMAN!


For when my little pink wiggles
Some young maiden gets the giggles
Then I make my knuckles active
"My" he says "She's so attractive."
Then I move my index digit
And they both begin to fidget
Then I clench my palm
The preacher reads a psalm
When I put my hand in there!

YARD SALE!

This is a picture of Brad Pitt in a dress.....no relation to the yard sale.

Union and 5th is having a yard sale Saturday and Sunday, August 30th and31st.

Saturday 8-4
Sunday 10-2

It's the house on the corner that used to be two colors, now it's one.

We love them.

Should I date Andrew Amelinckx from the Register-Star?

A gay hot dog eating contest might be slightly different.


Did you read the Register-Star today? Cascades was very busy during lunch, I had some time...

Register-Star reporter, Andrew Amelinckx, WON the hot dog eating contest in Catham. He ate six and a half hot dogs in three minutes.

As a gay vegetarian, reading that a man can shove that much phallic food into his mouth, I found to be fascinating, sexy, and disgusting - all at the same time.

Since Andrew writes about Hudson, I figure, hey, we have some common interests, why not ask him out on a date?

I might have to wait until Sadie Hawkins Day, which, by wikipedia definition, is "on the Saturday that follows November 9. It is named after Sadie Hawkins, 'the homeliest gal in all them hills.' If a woman caught a man and dragged him back to the starting line by sundown, he had to marry her. "

That sounds perfect for me!

Andrew, watch out.

I don't know if Andrew is gay or straight, single or not, but, it's Hudson, and there's a lot of gray, in-between areas in this town....

Plus, Trixie has cash. Cash always helps, you know, "re-define" things...

Imagine me dating someone from the Register-Star? I would become Hudson's Mata Hare.

I'd have to dress like Meryl Streep in "French Lieutenant's Woman", as I walk down Warren Street with Andrew by my side - a cloak shielding my identity.



Anyway....

Also, in this hot dog eating contest, in his own age category, a ten-year-old won by eating three hot dogs in three minutes.

Three pages later, in the Register-Star, what do you think the editorial is about?

Guess.

"Everyone must help reduce child obesity"

I'm not kidding.

After the front page article was about adults and children eating as many hot dogs as possible, the editorial is on child obesity.

The last line of the editorial is "We must not only encourage healthy eating habits, but lead by example."

What? Andrew? WTF?

Did the Register-Star write that editorial to offset the hot dog eating article or was it just the right hand not knowing what the left hand was doing?

Or, was it a joke?

I thought it was funny.

Anyway, Andrew Amelinckx, I am publicly inviting you to attend the next Trixie's Whorehouse party and the Bing Bamboo Room Burlesque show - as my date.

I might drag you back to the finish line before sundown. (Haha)

But, I'm gonna tell you something right now, Mr. Andrew - if we get married, I'm keeping my last name!

Trixie Starr

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Trixie Starr for President!










thanks to my friend for the link!

you can do it, too. CLICK HERE.

So Much Tulle, So Little Time...




Trixie, WHERE have you been?

I have been scouting the country looking for a new outfit for next week's party....

There's a burlesque show with Bing Bamboo Room (which yes, is a DIFFERENT show than Charmed and Dangerous - they're not the same group...very different...) followed by the Girls Gone Wild Party with DJ's Lisa and Abel. I don't even know what to expect.

What do you wear? Who knows?



Plus, I've been selling Tupperware to anyone who will listen to my thoughts on Food Storage.

My lettuce is crisp.
Is yours wilted?
You need Tupperware.



THANK GOD for TULLE!!

Other than Lisa and myself (and maybe my friend, Edith Head), is ANYONE BRINGING TULLE TO HUDSON?

WHY NOT?

THIS TOWN NEEDS TULLE! AND LOTS OF IT! GIRLY, FRILLY, TULLE!!!

In an upstate New York town of dying factory buildings, we need something like TULLE to remind us.....of frivolity.

I look out my window, and there's signs of depression/recession in this stupid-ass economy.

Where's the fun? Where's the hope?

You might be looking to the democrats for hope.

Fine. I'll let you live there for now.

But, remember, next year, what Trixie is telling you now.

Hope is with you, today, and everyday. It's in the back of your closet. Just go in and pull out that tulle dress that you haven't worn in forever.
Slap on some lipstick, and instantly, everything gets better.

The rest will follow.

But first, start with some tulle.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Next Party - SAT - SEPT 6th! BURLESQUE!!


BURLESQUE IS COMING TO HUDSON!!!

...again

Bing Bamboo Room Burlesque

Saturday, Sept. 6th!

$15 (show and party)

Pasties, G-strings, Contortionist, Side Show Entertainers! The WORKS!

This is real Vaudeville entertainment!

THRILLS AND CHILLS!

Followed by our GIRLS GONE WILD PARTY at 10:30 with DJ's LISA and ABEL

$10 Party (Reduced Admin cards available only at LICK)

Jason's Upstairs Bar

521 Warren Street

Hudson, NY 12534

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Tupperware After-Party

Thanks to Bitz for capturing this moment. Precious.


Tupperware and these heels take a lot out of me.
My back still hurts. No comments...
Where does one go for a Tupperware after-party in Hudson?

Who's spinning?

Is there a VIP lounge?

Can you get on the guestlist?

LICK is where it's at. Just remember, the next Trixie's Whorehouse is:

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 6th!
We have a great show at 9pm with BING BAMBOO ROOM BURLESQUE from Albany. Admission is $15, and you get to party afterwards.
Otherwise, after 10, it's $10 cover.
If you want the reduced admission of $5 after 10pm, you must have a reduced admission card, and those you can get at LICK before the 6th.
Otherwise, don't complain that you have to pay full price.
After spending enough time in these heels, you can tell I'm in no mood.

Better Living Through Tupperware

Thanks to Lisa for the photos!



Plastic makes people happy!

Who knew that so many people would attend my debutante Tupperware soirée!!

The Tupperware food mill was a big hit! We danced to salsa all night long!




Tupperware is NOT only about food storage, but also food PREPARATION.

It's not your mother's Tupperware. And this wasn't your mother's Tupperware party...

Unless your mother is a drag queen. Possible.

Thanks to Mario and Kevin at p.m. who were EXCELLENT hosts! They received a wonderful Tupperware liquid mixer for their time and efforts. And they will receive more fabulous products just for hosting! Hurry up and get your orders in! Email me.


I'm here to help this little town of Hudson, buy some much needed plastic....

If you want me in YOUR home, place of business, or even house of worship, for a fabulous Tupperware party, just email me, Trixie@GayHudson.com

I'll pack up the plastic, and I'm off.

I'm here to SAVE you money. Don't throw your food away, just lock in freshness!

Because, FRESHNESS, that's my middle name!

Love ya,

Trixie


Lickity Split

A very ABEL artist drew this on the sidewalk last week, before the rain washed it away...

As I put in last night's Tupperware sales and corral the photos, I received word that LICK, the most fabulous ice cream parlor in Hudson, has made the papers, or website, in Sacramento.


Also, get in those Tupperware orders, girls! Trixie will hand-deliver them to you! And you can save on the shipping costs!

(And my back will hurt from delivering all this plastic in my heels).

All in the name of Food Storage.

Speaking of Licking......

Tonight, at 6:45, for those who are interested, at City Hall, there's the public hearing regarding the new adult entertainment zone in Hudson.

Just go. Common Council meetings are fun. The hearing is only 15 minutes long....short and sweet.

Friday, August 15, 2008

I'm not promising anything!

Hudson's new Tupperware "Lady"


Hudson's new Tupperware "Lady"

I am just tickled pink to be your new Tupperware Lady!! I plan on dedicating my life to food storage.

The first 20 people who attend the Tupperware party on Monday night, Aug 18th, 7pm, at pm, the Wine Bar, 119 Warren will receive this fabulous citrus peeler!

Well, make that 19 people. This one is mine.

You might say, Trixie, what is a "citrus peeler"?

Well, it's an ingenious piece of organic polymer compounds carefully designed and molded to attend to your orange or lemon peeling needs.

You may ask, "but Trixie, there aren't that many oranges in upstate New York."

True. I use my citrus peeler for protection.

Get too close, and I'll cut you.

Hope to see you Monday night!

Lots of love,

Trixie

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

I'm Thinkin'....Hudson?


Ok, Hudson....what are YOU thinkin'?

Have you seen the new card from Columbia County Tourism?

We're "Upstate's Downtown".

Any comments?

I know everyone in this town has an opinion....

Dear Ms. Trixie Starr,


Dear Ms. Trixie Starr,

I was amazed to read in your humble blog that you were having a Tupperware Party. Thank goodness!

I have not been able to find any good, durable plastics in this town of mahogany furniture, marble table tops, and granite kitchen counters.

I am so happy that I can count on you, Trixie Starr, to bring good plastic back to Hudson!

I can see why a woman of your age, without a man to support her, would turn to Tupperware for income. I mean, you're not as young and pretty as you once were, and the competition on Warren Street at night is tough.

Thank God for America! The land that gives you, Ms. Trixie Starr, an old - let's just say - "lady-of-the-evening", opportunity and a stable income.

Trixie, my real question is this, without a man in your life, how do you do it?

Since I've been married to my high school sweetheart, I have no concept of the amount of loneliness and destitution you must endure on a daily basis.

Why, you must be Tupperware "kiwi" green with envy when you see these stable, supportive, nurturing, and healthy relationships in Hudson walking down the street, holding hands.

Is there a Tupperware product that can help keep your pillow dry from the tears as you cry yourself to sleep every night?

I only wish you the best, Trixie.

I'll be at your Tupperware party, and I'll have my credit card number ready.

Your dearest, supportive friend,

Karina

Dearest Karina,

Thank you SO much for your warm wishes....and concern.

It'd be wonderful to see you at my Tupperware party, and yes, please bring your credit card.

I know your husband won't be able to make it, since he has to work late every night at the office. Those Albany government workers and politicians, they're known for the hours they put in...

Karina, I found this clip from Judge Judy which reminded me of the good times we had.



I hope to see you at pm, the wine bar, 119 Warren Street on Monday night, August 18th, at 7pm.

And remember, bring your credit card.

Oh wait, nevermind Karina....I have your husband's card number on file.

Love ya,

Trixie

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Trixie's Tupperware Party at (p.m.), the Wine Bar

Monday Aug 18th, 7pm at (p.m.), the wine bar, 119 Warren Street


Trixie Starr is the Hudson Valley's newest Tupperware Consultant!

Come and join me at my FIRST Tupperware Party next week, at (p.m.), the wine bar, 119 Warren Street.

Free Tupperware give-aways! Host your own Tupperware party and you'll receive fabulous gifts!




"Trixie's Tupperware Party - When you care enough to bring out the GOOD plastic!"

Is this what we want?




In the second from the last clip, that's me telling my date what I think about him and that garter.

Saturday, August 9, 2008