Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Meet the EX Mrs. Claus - Miss Trixie Marie Clauzone!

You know, Santa had a FIRST wife!

That's right.

At Hudson's Winter Walk, Sat, Dec. 4th, you can meet Santa or Mrs. Claus....

But, NOW, you can meet EX Mrs. Claus - Santa's FIRST wife, Miss Trixie Marie Clauzone.

Take pictures with EX Mrs. Claus from 5-8pm. Two photos for $5, at pm, the wine bar.

Then, at 8pm, join the Cheeky Cricket for some Christmas Carols.

......come back for the video.....

See ya, Hudson!


Saturday, November 20, 2010

Dan Rupe Studio Sale Next Week

I've dated artists.

It's always something with them.....

They really are difficult. Always thinking, thinking, thinking....talking about their FEELINGS and emotions.

So annoying.

After dating a artist for a while, you think, 'Can't I just date a trucker?'

Someone who's away a lot, comes back home, really horny, we have tons of sex, drops off money for the bills, and then leaves again.

I don't have to have another conversation about "feelings" or "what are you thinking about now?" or the dreaded, "we have to talk."

You know what? We DON'T have to talk.

So, I've stopped dating artists....I think...

Unless they're an artist/trucker.



Oh yeah, don't forget - Dan Rupe is having a studio sale. I don't think that Dan is a trucker....but he does live on a truck route.



Fine Art
(Paintings, Drawings, from10:30AM to 5:30PM)
(by appointment after 2:30PM)

Saturday, November 27, 2010
Sunday, November 28, 2010

510 Columbia Street, Hudson, NY

10:30AM to 5:30PM daily

Phone 518 828 9760

Monday, November 15, 2010

Ru Paul? Please.

Someone said to me once that I would lose Ru Paul's drag race.


Well, there's my makeup (or lack of), I don't do boobs, I don't lip sync.

I would not win Ru Paul's Drag Race.

Oh, really?

Guess what? I'm not in his fucking race.

I'm not going to compete against other drag queens......please....for what?

A tiara?

They said to me, 'well, you don't look like a real woman. You're not going to win.'

Yeah....that's because.....I'm NOT a real woman.


Who said I had to look like a real woman? Is there a RULE BOOK of drag queens and no one gave me a copy?

Listen.....tell those skinny little drag queens, to try to plan a parade - or any event.

Have them write a press release, make sure people get reimbursed, and paid.

Let's have a drag queen contest about balancing a budget, buying event insurance, and keeping costs down.

I'll enter THAT drag queen contest.

I'm already planning PRIDE for next year. We now have an official non-profit organization and a string of events we're planning before PRIDE.

I'm busy planning events, going to Staples (where they know me very well) making poster copies, editing video, and rehearsing my new cabaret show with Tom Judson.

I have some really exciting news to tell you about PRIDE 2011......but you'll have to wait until next week....